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Mr. Celegans Lives!

I have too much shit to study for, and I may be losing my mind, but I had to post this:

Live worms found in space shuttle debris. In case the astronauts found any fishin' holes while orbiting the earth, there were a couple containers of C.elegans (little worms) stored on board the Columbia. Apparently workers looking through the shuttle debris have found hundreds of worms that survived the re-entry explosion which turned the seven astronauts into pepper. While the worms are having little parties in their petri dishes, NASA experts are suspicious. "We're beginng to consider the possibility of sabotage on the worms' part," says NASA scientist Robert Bostiersnoodle.