Eatser
Easter has come and gone. It is a day we celebrate family, trees, and Christ rising from the grave. We celebrate His glorious resurrection, when on the third day Vincent Price stood and spoke these words:
"Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell..."
And thus He rose, and he turned the nearest rabbit into hollow milk chocolate. Then, by holy will, the rabbit mated with a chicken, and thus produced chocolate eggs, some with creamy centers. And He said unto the bunny, "My large-eared friend, take this multi-coloured basket and fill it with your chocolate dozen. Take it and deliver these delicious treats to children near and far, but ho! Make sure thee hides them well. The children must earn their foil-wrapped sweets, in the name of my father the Lord. Here, take these sparks of my distant cousin and get along with you. Watch out for the mirror man, and elixirs too."
And so the rabbit hopped away, and Jesus flew up to join his father in Heaven. And there you have it. Hope y'awl had a good one.
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