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Andre 3000 is trying hard to break the thick, idiotic, manufactured shell that covers Hip-Hop City, but he is meeting opposition from 50cent. The two were last seen hovering in the skies above the city shooting fireballs at each other.
The band Jet recently starved to death after accidentaly locking themselves in a dull, old-fashioned garage. Why they chose to hang out in a lousy garage is unknown, although it is hypothosized that they saw other bands doing it and wanted to be like them.
A spaceship from the distant planet of Krap landed last month in England. The aliens that emerged from the vessel called themselves The Darkness, and have since flaunted their otherworldly ability to suck. The leader of the group was quoted as saying "We're like a big black hole- we never stop sucking, and...that's all."
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